We've decided to replace the boilerplate text here with a delightful assortment of phrases intended to entice you to buy our stuff. Initially we were leaning toward flattery but we knew that would be useless on someone as devilishly good looking as yourself. Then we thought we'd point out just how amazingly navigable our store is what with the ability to browse by interest and easily find related items but then we realized that was already pretty evident. Finally we settled on something straightforward and to the point, even if it'd take us a while to get there; 

We're glad you came to NerdKO and we hope you find something you like!